A brief history of dave

Abbreviated version of the last 10 years of my life.

College. Degree. BS Computer Sci. Married. WA. Unemployed. Paper route. church. Job(youth director) @ church. Art/church in Woods. Job(web developer) @ school district. Divorce. horrible blinding pain. seemingly ok. existential crisis. Somewhat better. fairly good. ennui alternating with okay-ness.

Bonus: Punchlines to 2 jokes

• If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
• He was stapled to the chicken.